FAQ

    Frequently asked questions

    Everything people ask before buying Headless Torsos — gameplay, how filthy it is, shipping and returns.

    What kind of game is this?
    It's a prompt-based party card game designed to create absolute chaos among friends. Think of it as your dating app history in card form — messy, hilarious, and deeply personal.
    How many people can play?
    3 to 10 players. Sweet spot is 4–6, but honestly, the more the messier.
    Is this appropriate for... anyone?
    It's rated 17+ for a reason. This game references dating apps, hookup culture, and the kind of stories you only tell at 2am. If your gran is at the table, maybe skip this one.
    Is this specifically a gay game?
    It's inspired by queer dating culture, chaotic dating stories, and the unhinged energy of hookup apps — but honestly, anyone with messy friends will love it. Chaos is universal.
    How long does a game take?
    About 30–60 minutes, depending on how much arguing happens. Which will be a lot.
    Where do you ship and how long does it take?
    We ship worldwide. UK orders get free shipping; international rates are calculated at checkout based on your country. All orders are dispatched within 2 business days — UK delivery is 3–5 days, international is 5–21 days depending on zone.
    Can I return it?
    Yes — 30-day returns, no questions asked. Unless the question is funny.
    Are expansion packs coming?
    Yes. Join the mailing list to be first to know when new packs drop. They're going to be even worse.
    Do you have to be gay to play Headless Torsos?
    No. The cards come from gay dating app culture, so queer players will recognise more of the references — but the game plays fine with any group that has messy dating history and no shame. Straight friends tend to lose loudly.
    How explicit is it really?
    It's a cheeky 17+ party game in the same category as Cards Against Humanity: crude, filthy language, sex references and dating app horror. There is no nudity or explicit imagery on the cards or the box.
    Is Headless Torsos a good gift?
    It's one of the most gifted things we make — birthdays, Pride, Christmas, housewarmings and apology presents. It arrives in a box you don't need to wrap creatively.
    How much does it cost and where do you ship?
    £24.99 with free UK shipping, dispatched within two business days and usually delivered in 3–5 days. International shipping is available and calculated by zone at checkout.
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